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Saturday, November 23, 2013

The Adambro21 Conspiracy

It's been six months since I first met one Adambro21.My first impression of the guy was just some typical stoner.In the first show I ever attended of his,he had Hannah Marie as his Skype guest.Naturally,I stayed.Not knowing then it was going become the "theme" of his show,he was arguing that there were certain people online who didn't believe he was a DJ at some club.Wasn't exactly hearing the full story though,again,Hannah Marie was there.I went to two more of his shows when I started seeing the haters he was referring to.One guy mentioned Adam lived in a basement.Two shows and I didn't even notice that.That's fine,for I lived in one too.But more trolls entered his room and notice a lot of them talking about him "not being a DJ".Of all the nasty things said about about Adam,this one stuck out the most.It almost made me laugh.Were there other DJ's on Vaughnlive that were offended by Adam calling himself a DJ? Nope,just regular guys who probably didn't have jobs themselves.I wondered why so many people were upset by Adam calling himself a DJ.Perhaps it's a Canadian thing,I thought to myself.Maybe DJ is the equivalent of Doctor up there,I don't know.The attacks against Adam were relentless so,eventually,the Chicago Knight had enough.He posed as opposing threat against those who dare speak ill against one Adambro21.Little by little,the naysayers started to back down.But,one thing that still puzzles me,why did they take offense to Adam's claims to being a DJ.Perhaps I missed a memo explaining that DJ is now an important career choice.

Adam's job,no matter what it is,was never an issue to me.I never asked a single soul online what they did for a living.It didn't matter.I don't pick friends based on career choices.

Now,let us move on to other Adambro21 rumors.
1.Not a DJ/Security Guard.
Neither Lardo nor Menellie are priests.Steven is not an American cowboy.Bubba is not whatever the hell that mask is.It's the internet folks,enjoy it.Be Adam a DJ or not is of no consequence to anyone.

2.Mother is alive.
I can honestly say,having been in his cast many times,there is no woman living in that house.This may sound sexist but,Adam orders out way too damn much for there to be a woman,mother or otherwise,in that house.Sure,you might say "Maybe she's a bad cook" but lets be realistic.Mothers cook regardless whether they are bad or not and we eat it anyways.Besides,modern mothers just heat up pre-cooked food anyways.This is the only rumor I WISH Adam was lying about.

3.Adam lives in his basement.
Whether he lives there or uses it as a office/stage for his cast is of no consequence to anyone.

If there are anymore rumors about Adam that I missed,add them to comments below and I will try to debunk them as well.


          

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